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Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50365) - you deserved it (3685)

On 05/09/2013 at 3:01am - love - by Anonymous - United States

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Ouch.

#1 - On 05/09/2013 at 10:27am by Nilorak

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Maybe he's afraid of the dark and is just too embarrassed to admit it.

Ask him to go to the zoo, a baseball game, antiquing, fishing, for coffee, golfing, spelunking, scuba diving, dancing, etc. until he accepts or gets the balls to admit that the thought of being with you makes him nauseous.

#9 - On 05/09/2013 at 10:31am by perdix

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