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Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML


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On 05/01/2013 at 4:21am - love - by brigie - Australia (New South Wales)

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To be fair, you didn't HAVE to call him, you chose to.

#1 - On 05/01/2013 at 10:11am by Zambowi

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You didn't have to call him, you chose to. Still a shitty situation to be in. Hopefully you can find a new mechanic.

#2 - On 05/01/2013 at 10:12am by JoshTheMaggot

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