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Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40266) - you deserved it (6635)

On 04/18/2013 at 6:47pm - love - by RaveCharlie - United States

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People often ignore what they don't want to hear. Or you said it in a funny way, that could be it too.

#1 - On 04/19/2013 at 2:47am by d4m4s74

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just wondering how did you break up with her the first time

#4 - On 04/19/2013 at 2:48am by NioBerry

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