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Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68239) - you deserved it (7232)

On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)

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That's going to be an awkward one to explain to her next boyfriend....run forest run!

#1 - On 04/16/2013 at 10:02am by BrookieAnn

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Good thing you can still break up with her.

#2 - On 04/16/2013 at 10:02am by mbusey

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