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Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML

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Bitches be trippin

#1 - On 04/02/2013 at 1:00pm by sweetbabysweet93

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Why would that even be offensive?! Who the hell finds that sexy? "Who's your uncle baby?"

#3 - On 04/02/2013 at 1:00pm by misspulkadot24

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