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Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35964) - you deserved it (3730)

On 04/01/2013 at 1:17pm - love - by tkrause - Canada (British Columbia)

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Those vacuums can be pretty deceiving.

#1 - On 04/01/2013 at 5:47pm by Cheeley

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It's true. Poor guy was just trying to clean his house when the vacuum decided to revolt and attacked him. Those machines are violent at times.

#6 - On 04/01/2013 at 5:48pm by Welshite

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