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Today, I was freshening up my makeup in the car before a date. An old lady walked by and said through my open window, "Don't bother. There's no helping you, honey." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41089) - you deserved it (4354)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by f-ugly - United States

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Should have said "Ditto, you're going to be dead pretty soon." Give her a taste of her own medicine, the elderly come out with some awful comments sometimes...

#2 - On 03/25/2013 at 7:57pm by ladyLALAA

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Ugh, the elderly

#1 - On 03/25/2013 at 7:56pm by 5sonic

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