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Today, I was complaining to my husband about a busty but vapid celebrity, and he replied, "She doesn't need brains, honey, she has boobs. You wouldn't understand." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32180) - you deserved it (5905)

On 03/24/2013 at 1:14am - love - by Beestings (woman) - United States

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On the bright side...he's implying that you have brains. And it's better to base a relationship on brains that are compatible, than it is to be with someone solely because they have big jugs.

#4 - On 03/24/2013 at 7:22am by Ameel

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If your husband happens to complain about a male celebrity, say 'He doesn't need brains, honey, he has good dick. You wouldn't understand'.

#2 - On 03/24/2013 at 7:21am by Sandsh8rk

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