Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
by SierraDiaz2097 / 03/23/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
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"Shut up" is one of those phrases that people who respect each other shouldn't say. My wife and I haven't said that in over 15 years.
We prefer "Fuck you, asshole."
#16 - On 03/23/2013 at 8:04am by DocBastard
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Next time sneeze silently, in his face.
#7 - On 03/23/2013 at 7:24am by Bubbelz
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