Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

by SierraDiaz2097 / 03/23/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Mississippi) / Love

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  • "Shut up" is one of those phrases that people who respect each other shouldn't say. My wife and I haven't said that in over 15 years.

    We prefer "Fuck you, asshole."

    #16 - On 03/23/2013 at 8:04am by DocBastard

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  • Next time sneeze silently, in his face.

    #7 - On 03/23/2013 at 7:24am by Bubbelz

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