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Today, after three years with my boyfriend hardly ever going to any social or public event with me due to his social anxiety, I got to witness him improve his flirting skills on every girl available at his house party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32424) - you deserved it (3742)

On 03/18/2013 at 10:17am - love - by social anxiety my a** (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

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Looks like a disease that you shouldn't have cured.

#2 - On 03/18/2013 at 1:56pm by perdix

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He probably uses that as a way in with the ladies:
"I have terrible social anxiety.. I-I wish I could stay, you're so charming but-but...it's really horrible, I just can't."
"How can I help you with that then? I am enjoying being with you!"
"Oh, well, there is one thing..."
3:D

#4 - On 03/18/2013 at 1:59pm by Pleonasm

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