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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30661) - you deserved it (1756)

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He was just in shock that you said yes and became his fiancé! Its a big step for couples! Once he gets more used to the idea he'll be ecstatic! :)

#3 - On 03/13/2013 at 12:42am by NothernNightmare

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Just a moment of blind panic to be sure OP. Talk it out with him when he returns. Try to alleviate his anxiety by explaining that marriage won't be so different from your current living status. Good luck you

#4 - On 03/13/2013 at 12:44am by HortonThelephant

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