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Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonalds everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonalds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34465) - you deserved it (3198)

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Leave her. She won't change.

#2 - On 03/10/2013 at 2:29pm by xkncas

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I would try showing her Super Size Me, that might scare her into not eating it.

#5 - On 03/10/2013 at 2:32pm by KingCeltic77

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