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Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39180) - you deserved it (2495)

On 03/09/2013 at 5:35am - love - by Quiteannoyed (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

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Once again, social media brings out the stupid in people.

#4 - On 03/09/2013 at 1:12pm by Crazynopantsman

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This is what the world has come to. When facebook knows more about your relationship than you do.

#6 - On 03/09/2013 at 1:13pm by VannahJane

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