Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cold and distant with me, after holding me the day before and telling me to my face we were OK and that he wasn’t upset anymore. I tried to give him space originally but he insisted he didn’t need it. Now I just feel stupid. FML
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t_Wag13 7
How didn't he realize that he had your phone?
crap1crap2crap3 7
Hey now, men go through hormonal changes too.
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crap1crap2crap3 7
Hey now, men go through hormonal changes too.
SmallyBigs 9
He was upset that some guy kept texting you, with the exact same name as his.
p36288 17
22#, And the same phone number?
t_Wag13 7
How didn't he realize that he had your phone?
ColdplaySucks 18
Because he's a dumbass.
claudio117 12
You do realize that MAYBE just maybe he called and sent all those texts before he found the phone could have been on silent...
tiarnatargaryen 23
You do realise that MAYBE just MAYBE he's still an idiot for continuing to be angry at her after finding her phone
psychogirl101 6
Because he's an idiot.
S182 15
Or maybe, just maybe.... He saw something on her phone that made him unhappy. If something doesn't make sense, look for another solution.
CrissyyyS2 22
Maybe he did. But was sad that he couldn't contact her within the time period he had the phone? ):
crap1crap2crap3 7
I was thinking that he was texting and calling OP and got mad that she wasn't answering, then found her phone and was mad at himself. That's just me.
Bubbelz 25
Could be 72! I waited to see how long it'd take someone in this reply thread thingy to come up with that. Although if it was me, I'd apologize for stupid, angry and worried texts I may have sent. So I decided he may just be a plain dumbass, after all.
Co1121 11
That's a bit clingy.
TeamKelly 10
That's a bit stupid*
gribbles 12
Purple.
jojimugo 20
Please do us a favor and hold off mating .... For a long time and if the situation does not improve Don't mate with him
bubina 14
Stupid AND high-maintenance. Definitely a keeper!
upyourzlolz 11
Well, he needs a well oiled engine and monthly tire rotations. Yikes.
littlemonster94 15
Aren't we all?
TylerBurden 21
I don't want to be rude, but he's pretty dumb.
stevenJB 25
That's pretty rude. Even if the truth. (>.
ihaveasushicat 24
I wonder if he was holding your phone in one hand, and calling you with his phone while it was in his other hand?
ambitiousnygrl 17
I wouldn't be surprized!
deathy94 14
I would.
Vidrill 22
Well, doing one pretty stupid thing once doesn't really prove you are an idiot. I sometimes look for my phone while on a call, or similar silly things absent-minded. Unless he is a multiple offender?
basicperfection 16
Well it is still pretty idiotic considering the fact that he was mad at OP for not answering him even after finding her phone. I mean who does that??
Catkam623 27
He's a keeper NO I'm just KIAdding dump his sorry ass
BellaBelle_fml 23
Why dump him over something so trivial as this? He isn't a cheater. He isn't abusive in any way. And he isn't a substance abuser. As far as we know at least. He merely made a mistake. A rather silly mistake, but a mistake nonetheless. He did nothing to warrant a break up.
zingline89 18
You tried way too hard to slip Nokia in there.
yoursucklives 36
congrats, you just combined two shitty and overused comments and made it even more shitty.