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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, and I excitedly called my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heartedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic to what she'd found in her turd earlier. FML

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On 03/07/2013 at 12:10pm - love - by it's shitty, yeah, stfu (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

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... What did she find?

#2 - On 03/07/2013 at 8:37pm by killmoose

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Well sure sounds like your mother is excited for you.

#1 - On 03/07/2013 at 8:35pm by carleybeak

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