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Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML

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He picked a keeper, I guess. I think he nose you love him; and this is just his way of telling you he loves you too. It snot so bad.

#2 - On 03/01/2013 at 6:01am by Pleonasm

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She loves me? She loves me not. She loves me?

#8 - On 03/01/2013 at 6:10am by Enslaved

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