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Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44981) - you deserved it (4991)

On 02/18/2013 at 2:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

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Should have walked out and told him that YOU could do better, and dumped his ass.

#2 - On 02/18/2013 at 6:03am by ciaraaahhh

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I'm trying to think of a way to explain how this might just be a big misunderstanding...

I've got nothing :( sorry

#1 - On 02/18/2013 at 5:58am by MrBond007

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