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Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML


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On 02/17/2013 at 5:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)

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Oh jeez. The text message breakup. The indicator that no matter what, you're better off without them. Unless you're physically abusive, and they're better off without you.

#1 - On 02/17/2013 at 8:40pm by shellzy

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Why in the world would she think that is the appropriate time or place to do that? Maybe you're better off without her.

#2 - On 02/17/2013 at 8:40pm by KayleeT

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