"Honey, can't you see I'm on a date here? Don't be so selfish! It's always about "Me, me, me."
Can't you just let a guy have a nice time with his girl without getting calls every five minutes from his needy wife? *to the date, away from phone* the nerve of that woman..."
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You should start seeing other people too - divorce lawyers.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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