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By ouch - 27/01/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 19:43 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after months of random vomiting with no apparent cause, I finally got some tests done. The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me and that it's all just in my head. Great. FML

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Medicare for all

By US_Healthcare_Sucks - 30/07/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML

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Full of it

By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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Don't get high on your own supply

By jarv49 - 16/03/2012 17:24 - Australia

Today, I saw my doc about the painful swelling I've had in my arm all week. He seemed totally out of it, and ended up telling me it's all in my head, despite the swelling. When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said, "Nah". FML

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By Wheel chair bound - 16/12/2016 21:14 - United States - Marion

Today, I received the good news that my spine looks normal. Either the degenerative disc that was diagnosed 5 years prior magically healed, or my current doctor is an idiot. Considering that it's felt like someone is chiseling into my spine for some days, I'm leaning toward the latter. FML

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Touch me I'm sick

By Anonymous - 06/11/2022 22:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the doctor with some serious physical symptoms that amount to being effectively disabled. She didn’t even ask any questions or examine me before telling me it was all purely psychological. I barely managed to convince her to at least order some blood tests, as a formality. FML

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Totally worth it

By Charity Taylor - 05/10/2019 18:00

Today, after 8 years of being guinea-pigged for medical testing that "might work" on my ribcage for chronic pain, I finally caved and tried going to a pain clinic. The doctors' responses mostly consisted of, "That's weird" and, "That doesn't make any sense." FML

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By Lily - 02/09/2015 10:09 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By Océane Léana K - 01/09/2017 01:29

Today, after coming back from a trip to Africa where I got malaria, I went to the hospital for some blood tests. The doctor said, "Good news! You never had malaria! But they put you through a lot of dangerous treatments and now your liver has an anomaly." FML

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TheHub 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:20

Aren't you glad you don't live in an evil European socialist pinko terrorist lover country?

17Master 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:16

lol napalm. Get a second doc to check that out.

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TheHub 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:20

Aren't you glad you don't live in an evil European socialist pinko terrorist lover country?

chickletno1 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 19:57

nice

allie2590 31

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:34

I agree with 1. American healthcare sucks.

dantheman931 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:44

It might be time to seek a second opinion, or consider the possibility that it's all in your head.

crownlogic 25

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:43

Considering the OP is relating their pain to something of a napalm dispensing wound, and you're only suggesting only a -second- opinion, it's highly unlikely and invalidating to say it's all in their head.

17Master 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:16

lol napalm. Get a second doc to check that out.

meningless 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:32

lol. nalpom. nice. dont light it! check with another doc is all i can say.

markymark1429 8

Friday 13 May 2011 8:11

the word has been typed several times, and you still spelt it wrong

Nacirema20 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:11

ohh... im srry... that blows... :-/ FYL.

lastminuteperm 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:30

New doctor time.

BigD3452 6

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:50

dude drink plenty of fluids, it helps alot dehydration can make it dark yellow and burn on the way out, also get checked for a yeast infection it's rare but it happens