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Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML
FYL but hey...you gotta do what you gotta do.
She understands hopefully
Better to stop in the middle than finishing and accidentally pushing it out.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016