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Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML


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On 01/18/2013 at 7:55am - love - by Shuttie (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

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Next time, rehearse it silently, in your head, so no one hears you. I bet you were embarrassed!

#1 - On 01/18/2013 at 12:51pm by Jessj958

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Why would you want to risk spoiling a bunch of peoples mood at a party just to ''have a go'' at your ex?

You should change your attitude, no one likes an attention seeker. If you don't, you are bound to have a few more exes in the future.

#12 - On 01/18/2013 at 1:01pm by SeepingSarcasm

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