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Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30566) - you deserved it (4713)

On 01/15/2013 at 7:14am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

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"You broke into my car, I break your heart!"

#2 - On 01/15/2013 at 1:08pm by nothing92x

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That is nice, What a fuck head, you deserve better!

#1 - On 01/15/2013 at 1:08pm by Seany_93

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