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Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML
If he's anything like Oedipus, you may have a chance.
I think it's safe to say you have no chance.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014