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Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26502) - you deserved it (4691)

On 01/14/2013 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Montana)

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Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side.

An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.

#3 - On 01/14/2013 at 10:10am by ManInTheMachine

See in context

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Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.

#1 - On 01/14/2013 at 10:09am by interesting33

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