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Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32546) - you deserved it (4909)

On 01/11/2013 at 6:36am - love - by GiraffeLover - Australia

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Always be yourself- unless you can be a giraffe. Then, always be a giraffe :P (Even if it makes you pass out )

#4 - On 01/11/2013 at 1:15pm by Moep20

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I wish my mom would buy me a giraffe onesie... I wouldn't take it off either!

#2 - On 01/11/2013 at 1:14pm by rofdoc

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