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Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

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On 01/11/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Latina (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Shouldn't more of the focus being on your parents learning the language of the country they live in? Can't really blame him for not catering to your parents when you've only been dating a year. Chances are you will break up sometime, and this is really a choice that should be about what he wants, and not what you want.

#20 - On 01/11/2013 at 1:20pm by cynicalhumanist

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Well that song was cool the first fifty times I heard it. Now it's another overplayed song.

#3 - On 01/11/2013 at 1:03pm by ICastillo

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