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Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29005) - you deserved it (11094)

On 01/10/2013 at 1:25am - love - by RP Havens (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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A guy at the family reunion? He's a family friend right?...and not a relative

#1 - On 01/10/2013 at 10:36am by Feebyy

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Maybe he has a sister.

#7 - On 01/10/2013 at 10:38am by micahdunk

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