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Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML
Either you have a weak shoulder or her head is the size of a watermelon.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014