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Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 3:09pm - love - by Sawarski - United States

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Either you have a weak shoulder or her head is the size of a watermelon.

#2 - On 01/07/2013 at 4:47pm by DocBastard

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Be thankful she didn't elbow your dick

#5 - On 01/07/2013 at 4:48pm by MsConfusedd

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