Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML
I agree, your life sucks (29304) - you deserved it (6012)
On 01/07/2013 at 10:40am - love - by gassy - United States (Texas)
apparentlythereisnokarma's life also sucksToday, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor…
Tasha_1996 also deserved itToday, after two weeks of being grounded, I was finally let out of the house by my mom. I…
This relationship smells like a success.
#1 - On 01/07/2013 at 12:54pm by Pilkipedia
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He's lying! Girls don't fart!
#9 - On 01/07/2013 at 1:00pm by nycwrestler
+205 | 17
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