Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML
by gassy / 01/07/2013 at 10:40am / United States (Texas) / Love
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This relationship smells like a success.
#1 - On 01/07/2013 at 12:54pm by Pilkipedia
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He's lying! Girls don't fart!
#9 - On 01/07/2013 at 1:00pm by nycwrestler
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