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Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29262) - you deserved it (2272)

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I guessed it? So a dinosaur did eat him on the way back?

#5 - On 01/02/2013 at 5:51pm by LordoftheOcelots

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Just like the movies!

#1 - On 01/02/2013 at 5:46pm by seandoc

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