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Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40852) - you deserved it (5792)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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That's when you splatter paint all over it.

#1 - On 01/02/2013 at 3:37am by Charmillionaire

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I don't think ruining it would be the best thing to do here...

I could only imagine how she'd act after that.

#6 - On 01/02/2013 at 3:48am by Octain

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