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Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 11:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Thats pretty rude... I wouldn't have woken my girlfriend up, I would've moved instead.

#5 - On 12/26/2012 at 6:14am by Edo369

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Your boyfriend is better than me because in my house when my boyfriend's sick I quarantine his ass. Still I'm sorry you ended up on the floor op, that was a cruel thing for your boyfriend to do especially when you're sick. Feel better op, but before you do make sure you give your boyfriend a big sloppy kiss for kicking you on the floor.

#4 - On 12/26/2012 at 6:13am by freshberries22

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