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Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML

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On the plus side, make up is supposed to make you prettier, so you must be doing it right! Lol

#5 - On 12/02/2012 at 4:59am by souljacker

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To which you reply, "Kinda like the way I've realised size DOES matter."

#15 - On 12/02/2012 at 5:11am by deathtothepix

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