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Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18054) - you deserved it (2045)

On 11/20/2012 at 12:23pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Tell him you were disappointed too, when you found out that his size 14 shoes didn't actually mean he has a big package.

Oh, myths are fun.

#14 - On 11/20/2012 at 5:01pm by kyleekay

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That's so immature. Doesn't he know that you have to fart directly on the eye, not the pillow?

#3 - On 11/20/2012 at 4:58pm by astralvagan

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