By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML
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astralvagan 20

That's so immature. Doesn't he know that you have to fart directly on the eye, not the pillow?

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unknown_user5566 26

Tell him you were disappointed too, when you found out that his size 14 shoes didn't actually mean he has a big package. Oh, myths are fun.

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unknown_user5566 26

Tell him you were disappointed too, when you found out that his size 14 shoes didn't actually mean he has a big package. Oh, myths are fun.

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unknown_user5566 26

38- In the story, OP's boyfriend was disappointed because of a silly belief. In my comment, OP would have also been disappointed because of a silly belief. Seems pretty relevant to me. Plus, y'know, it was a joke.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Dude, you're a ******* moron.* If you're going to call other people's intelligence into question, at least do it right.

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Dory123 9

Is he serious?? How does that kind of idea come to anyone with a brain?

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iOceanus 18

Because they have a brain, they have ideas, ridiculous or not.

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mell123_fml 4

Fart on his pillow and see how dissapointed he is when he wakes up with an eye relatable to the colour of an uncooked chicken.

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unknown_user5566 26

Oops. This was a double comment that I am now editing so I don't have duplicate posts. Sorry, guys.

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bestnameright 14

How do you not get thumbed down when this happens to you... You legend!

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unknown_user5566 26

54- Haha, I am sure it'll end up getting thumbed down in due time. :)

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perdix 29

Wouldn't that give you brown-eye?

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olpally 32

*vomits* vomit orgy!! Hahaha!! :D no?

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perdix 29

#47, if it's red, you need to take that boy to the proctologist; all other colors, psychiatrist.

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j_cat187 19

Ma fart's gonna give you a black eye! *pootBLAM!

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pradip 26

No, that would indeed give her stink eye

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Celina_Lune 20

That's immature, disrespectful, and nasty.

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free2speak 14

I agree. And I don't necessarily agree with break up with your BF posts on here but this one... This requires some serious revaluation on OP's part. Is she sure she wants to be dating a guy whose thought process works like this?

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carminecris89 13

24 & 55 I agree with you guys. It's disgusting. I don't understand how you could be with someone so gross, disrespectful, and immature.

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poetrywriter12 6

25,55,96 and 106, I agree with your agreement

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cloudygirl5 16

Mhahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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SavannahJanee 6

Well the good news is you dont have pink eye!

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scr_sensei 14

You should have told him you switched pillows last night, just to make him sweat a little

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