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Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML

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On 10/25/2012 at 5:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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You should put a carton of penis enlargement pills under his bed and when you "find them" look him in the eye and say, "well that explains a lot".

#4 - On 10/25/2012 at 1:00pm by ThePsyche

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Your boyfriend sounds like a dick.

#2 - On 10/25/2012 at 12:57pm by SortOfSexy

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