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Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23246) - you deserved it (1586)

On 10/22/2012 at 5:01am - love - by reserved - United States (California)

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Your boyfriend needs to be your ex boyfriend, and he needs to go to dinner alone. As for you my dear you need to hold your head high and your middle finger higher.

#5 - On 10/22/2012 at 1:00pm by bonsaiboy26

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How thoughtful of him

#1 - On 10/22/2012 at 12:56pm by teague95

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