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Today, my husband sweetly asked me, "You know what I'd really like to do if I had an extra $4,000?" Expecting a romantic answer, I asked what. He said, "I'd get you a tummy tuck." He still can't figure out what he said wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21769) - you deserved it (4359)

On 10/20/2012 at 8:22pm - love - by cargaljen (woman) - United States

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Tell him you'd like to spend it on male hookers and chocolate.

#6 - On 10/21/2012 at 3:34am by TurtleSmile

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At least he's willing to spend 4 grand on YOU.
Maybe he also thinks its something you'd like.

#2 - On 10/21/2012 at 3:28am by cooterpie

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