Today, my husband sweetly asked me, "You know what I'd really like to do if I had an extra $4,000?" Expecting a romantic answer, I asked what. He said, "I'd get you a tummy tuck." He still can't figure out what he said wrong. FML

by cargaljen / 10/20/2012 at 8:22pm / United States / Love

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  • Tell him you'd like to spend it on male hookers and chocolate.

    #6 - On 10/21/2012 at 3:34am by TurtleSmile

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  • At least he's willing to spend 4 grand on YOU.
    Maybe he also thinks its something you'd like.

    #2 - On 10/21/2012 at 3:28am by cooterpie

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