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By cargaljen - 21/10/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, my husband sweetly asked me, "You know what I'd really like to do if I had an extra $4,000?" Expecting a romantic answer, I asked what. He said, "I'd get you a tummy tuck." He still can't figure out what he said wrong. FML

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Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid, and my husband said, "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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Today, my husband told me he wants a $600 birthday gift. He doesn't understand why I said that wasn't happening, and is now mad at me. Not only can we not afford that, he only spent less than $10 on my birthday gift last month. FML

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML

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Today, my wife asked when I was going back to the gym because I am developing a belly, which she finds disgusting. I've just had surgery on my thigh, which was her fault for asking, “What’s this thing do?” while grabbing the handle to the jack holding up my car, dropping the car on my leg. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By heather - 20/06/2011 22:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

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TurtleSmile 14

Sunday 21 October 2012 9:34

Tell him you'd like to spend it on male hookers and chocolate.

cooterpie 11

Sunday 21 October 2012 9:28

At least he's willing to spend 4 grand on YOU. Maybe he also thinks its something you'd like.

Comments

lvaldezr 4

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:07

Wow that's something you never ever suggest to a woman. It's like asking how much they weigh.

mario2012 18

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:08

Wait, he wants a tummy tuck? O_o

PleadingInsanity 20

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:24

No he wants to pay for OP to get a tummy tuck.

mario2012 18

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:28

You missed the joke 22.

mario2012 18

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:30

Actually I misread the FML. My bad. Carry on with the thumbs down.

Flora_fml 6

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:12

What's creepy is that he's already researched the price.

batrob 7

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:15

YDI fatty

Tsunami87 17

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:16

Why are you complaining about that? You'll go from fat to not fat.

annie_nk 22

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:17

Ah men. Generally pretty clueless on how touchy women are when it comes to weight. When I became pregnant with my first child, my husband called me a little chubby. He didn't mean to be insulting. He was taking the health of his wife and future child into consideration. So I understand why you felt insulted but your husband didn't mean to be insulting.

MakeTodayADTR 20

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:29

And Honey, if I had 4000 dollars, I'd find some way to stop that receding hairline.

xmaximusx 12

Sunday 21 October 2012 11:14

Wow lol and u didn't see the signs ? Lol

writergirl23 19

Sunday 21 October 2012 11:19

You're probably always going on about how flabby your tummy is. While I know what it's like to have one- giving birth recently anyone??- it's still just a guy thing. It was sweet of him!!