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Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24709) - you deserved it (2393)

On 10/12/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by firstdategonebad - Canada (Ontario)

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You didn't stand up for yourself?

I'm not saying he has to like you back, but shit... he could at least be respectful.

#2 - On 10/12/2012 at 7:44pm by kyleekay

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You should have left /:

#1 - On 10/12/2012 at 7:42pm by wrinklytesticle

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