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Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML


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On 10/01/2012 at 12:23am - love - by SorryUncleTommy (woman) - United States (New York)

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Disrespectful. Should have slapped him on the account of your uncle and your own.

#2 - On 10/01/2012 at 6:08am by DeadxManxWalking

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Why would u bring a jackass boyfriend to a relatives funeral knowing he's a jackass and that he would conduct shenanigans

#3 - On 10/01/2012 at 6:08am by DarkHelmet

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