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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21968) - you deserved it (1754)

On 09/29/2012 at 1:38am - love - by thatonegirl.SBS. - United States (California)

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Go to the girl and say "Hi. Look, since you are here now I can move back out. I moved in because he is a little slow in the head. By the way, don't do anything with his penis. He is very insecure about it because it hasn't grown since he was 3 years old. He hates when his girfriends' touch it."

Then go out and find yourself a guy who appreciates you.

#8 - On 09/29/2012 at 6:22am by darwinism

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And the girl actually believed that terrible excise??

#2 - On 09/29/2012 at 6:08am by EvilPotato

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