Go to the girl and say "Hi. Look, since you are here now I can move back out. I moved in because he is a little slow in the head. By the way, don't do anything with his penis. He is very insecure about it because it hasn't grown since he was 3 years old. He hates when his girfriends' touch it."
Then go out and find yourself a guy who appreciates you.
+111 | 9
How does that adage about cheaters go? Oh, right...
Winners never cheat, and cheaters deserve to get punched repeatedly in the balls by Manny Pacquiao.
I think that's it.
+93 | 30
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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