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Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20800) - you deserved it (4105)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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Guess you're not his main bitch.

#3 - On 09/21/2012 at 8:03pm by syki

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Next time he ask for sex, tell him the dog is probably more than willing.

#6 - On 09/21/2012 at 8:07pm by BubbleGrunge

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