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Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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maybe he just has a headache

#1 - On 09/18/2012 at 4:21pm by patacus

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He's probably just tired from a long days of work!!

#3 - On 09/18/2012 at 4:24pm by JustPassin

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