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Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML

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On 09/16/2012 at 8:50pm - love - by painfetish8021 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.

#2 - On 09/17/2012 at 3:15am by hol18

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And I always thought Japanese culture taught extreme respect for the family. I suppose some people never learn, no matter how they're taught. He has a pathetic excuse for a sense of humor too.

#17 - On 09/17/2012 at 3:29am by spaboolly

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