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Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML

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On 09/02/2012 at 9:38am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

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There is a special bond between a man and his nuts.

#1 - On 09/02/2012 at 1:54pm by slick5880

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Make a thong of peanuts.

#2 - On 09/02/2012 at 1:56pm by flailingCheese

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