Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML
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There is a special bond between a man and his nuts.
#1 - On 09/02/2012 at 1:54pm by slick5880
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Make a thong of peanuts.
#2 - On 09/02/2012 at 1:56pm by flailingCheese
+120 | 5
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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