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Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23083) - you deserved it (4938)

On 08/28/2012 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!

#2 - On 08/29/2012 at 3:06am by kakarot2

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Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.

#7 - On 08/29/2012 at 3:07am by perdix

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