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Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19156) - you deserved it (1179)

On 08/13/2012 at 6:12pm - love - by impickingyourhomegran (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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So I guess forgiving her is like going to McDonalds and ordering a salad. That shit is not going to happen.

#4 - On 08/13/2012 at 11:23pm by saIty

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I wouldn't have invited her.

#7 - On 08/13/2012 at 11:24pm by livamour

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