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Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35209) - you deserved it (4397)

On 08/10/2012 at 6:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

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What a bitch. I hope you dumped her. If you did, I'll go out with you, OP. I'm a lesbian too. :)

#2 - On 08/10/2012 at 8:18pm by DracoSpirita

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Wow. That was rather mean.

#1 - On 08/10/2012 at 8:16pm by BriannaSkyy

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